top reasons why i wanna be a boy

after today, i think being a boy is much easier than being a girl...

• guys need less maintenance in the grooming department.  sure you guys get haircuts more frequently but you don't need to shave, wax, upkeep other areas of the body other than the head...lucky bastards 
 

•  dressing is easier.  less pieces to wear.  who needs to really accessorize if you're a dude?!
 

• pee pretty much anywhere.  the world is your toilet...nuff said.

• men look better with age.  eg: george clooney and brad pitt. 

• if i was a boy, i could dress up as thor for halloween!!!

btw, avengers was amazeballs!  i wanna watch it again ;)