silly family

i had a hunch my family forgot it is my birthday tomorrow. below are the conversations i had with my family about ten minutes ago.

me: "hey daddy, what day is tomorrow?"
dad: "its the 7th, tuesday!"
me: "yeah, so what day is it??"
dad: "tuesday, check the calendar, wait let me look for my clock"
me: "WHAT DAY IS IT!?"
dad: "it's the 7th!"
me: "ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!"
-then he starts talking about HIS birthday which is a few days after mine...

me: "hey mommy, what day is it tomorrow??"
mom: "its tuesday right?"
me: "annnnd??"
mom: "wait hold on" *puts me on hold*
mom: "its the 7th, tuesday, what about it??"
me: "omg, its my BIRTHDAY!! you forgot AGAIN?!"
mom: "ohhhh thats right! invite your friends to the restaurant for dinner!"
me: "too late i have reservations..."
mom: "im busy right now, ttyl bye"

me: "hey what day is it tomorrow?"
sister: "idk tuesday?"
me: "soooo what day is it?!"
sister: "its the 7th."
me: "so what day is it???"
sister: "ITS TUESDAY the 7th!! i dont get it!"
me: "WHAT DAY IS IT?!?!"
sister: "shit idk! the 7th!! your birthday???"
me: "YES!!! wtf you forgot too?"
sister: "when was the last time i ever celebrated your birthday? i don't do anything on mines."
me: "at least i remember!"
sister: "your birthday is weird,10/7 to 5/5"
me: "at least say happy birthday..."
sister: "fine ill text you at midnight"
me: "good enough."

seriously...at least im here in hawaii to drill them about it, better than last year when no family member called me to wish me happy birthday. i had to call a couple of days later to remind them -_-